This maze I'm in amazes me at times.. stay humble and follow me

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

andrewlx:

turbotwintastic:

your move, Nickelodeon. 

SHAAAAADDEEE

"   Tell her she’s beautiful when you’re eating her out.   "
(via crgasmic)

komradekrisis:

twerkforyoutube:

are dogs even real

Technically, no.