This maze I'm in amazes me at times.. stay humble and follow me

youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

husband on our wedding day: I promise to love you, and obey...
me: AND HIT IT MORE THAN ONCE A DAYYY